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And who the fuck are you calling baby?

Is that a washcloth on your dick?

Fucking Christ. I hate this chat.

G-Money

He’s calling me baby, obviously.

Mavvy

It would definitely be me.

Easy E

LMAO whoops. Wrong chat.

Huddy Boy

… You send photos of yourself naked in a motorcycle helmet to other chats?

Easy E

Uh, yeah. I’m not out here getting NBA money, so I need to do something to make some extra cash.

Kidding!!! I have a social media account where I post videos of me wearing my motorcycle helmet. The ladies love it, and I’ve been texting one.

Mavvy

Jesus. This sounds like a recipe for disaster. When your dick pics are leaked, I can’t help you.

Me

Be careful, E.

Easy E

Awww. You guys love me.

The world would be lucky if they got to see my dick pics.

And this girl doesn’t know who I am. No faces, no names. She’s cool.

Me

You like her?

Easy E

I mean, I like the photos she sends me.

Huddy Boy

I can’t wait for the day you grow up.

G-Money

Okay, but who WOULD you call baby out of all of us? Me, right?

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