You know what she could do with those bananas?
“What are you looking at? I’m having a crisis,” I sneered.
Adrianna moved behind me and took the wagon from me, pushing it out of the produce aisle before I told banana lady to split.
Ha!
Banana split.
I burst out laughing.
“Oh, my God,” Adrianna whispered, pausing mid-stride.
“What?” I asked, my laughter dying as I bumped into her.
“When did this happen between the two of you?”
“Like a month ago,” I said, as I glanced at the fish counter. The smell got to me, making me nauseous, so I pinched my nose and guided Adrianna down a different aisle.
“Wait here, I have to go pick up my pre-natal vitamins,” she said.
I shrugged my shoulders and took a seat on an Olive Oil display, waiting for it to cave on top of me because why not? I dropped my head into my hands and waited for my stomach to settle.
By the time Adrianna returned the nausea had passed, and I rose to my feet. She dropped a few more things into the wagon and stared at me.
“I’m fine,” I said. “I don’t think I ate today,” I added, pushing the wagon into a clerk because I wasn’t paying attention.
“Watch it!” the guy hissed, rubbing his side.
Actor, I didn’t even hit him that hard.
“Well if you weren’t taking up the whole aisle I wouldn’t have hit you!” I hissed.
“I’m stocking the shelves!” He argued.
“Hormonal and crazy,” Adrianna whispered beside me.
“Aww, A, it’s okay you’re supposed to be, you’re pregnant,” I said, wrapping my arm around her shoulders, diverting my eyes back to the clerk standing with his hands on his hips.
Road blocker.
“Move,” I ordered.
“Yeah, and what’s your excuse?” Adrianna asked beside me.
I turned to her in surprise and then let my eyes follow her finger as she pointed to the wagon. I leaned over and looked at the pregnancy test next to the tomatoes.
Oh, my God.