“I was thinking about swinging by Pizza Girls later. You know, we can catch up. Talk.”
His beady eyes rake over me from head to foot, and suddenly I feel dirty and not in a sexy way. More in a I want to take a shower right now way.
I blink.
“Talk? About what?”
He shrugs, stepping closer, too close, and drops his voice like he’s auditioning for a bad soap opera.
“Us, Deen. I mean, you can’t tell me you don’t still think about what we had.”
I hate that he calls me Deen. And I’m kind of stunned that he is really trying this nonsense.
I snort so loudly my professor, who is walking behind me gathering her things, glances over.
Oh great. An audience.
Exactly what I needed right now.
I force a polite smile because Professor Wren is literally within earshot, and I refuse to be that girl who causes a scene on campus.
“Eric, there’s nothing to talk about,” I say sweetly through clenched teeth. “You and I are ancient history. Fossils, even.”
He looks momentarily confused, but recovers fast with a lazy smirk.
“Come on, Deen. We always had chemistry?—”
“Nope. We didn’t, and I have nothing to discuss with you,” I cut him off, grabbing my bag more firmly. “Goodbye, Eric.”
I turn before he can toss out another pathetic attempt at rekindling and head toward the parking lot, with my pulse ticking a little too fast.
Ugh.
What a freaking joke.
If chemistry meant him forgetting my birthday two years in a row and treating me like an afterthought unless he was horny or hungry, then sure.
We were practically Einstein and Madame Curie.
I make it to my car and sit for a minute, willing the frustration to leave me.
I don’t need this energy in my space today.
Not when I have a real date with a real man tonight.
As if on cue, my phone pings.
Doug
[Image: dopey husky with its tongue out and crossed eyes]
When you accidentally open the camera app but still try to look cool.
Also me, getting ready for our date later.
I stare at the screen for a second, and then I’m laughing.
Loud, genuine laughter that bubbles up so fast it actually makes my eyes water a little.