Page 89 of Courting Mayhem

I gave Adan a smacking kiss. “Thank you so much for the chocolate and the bed.”

“The honor is mine. You saved Defne and my sister from a painful death.”

I shrugged.“It’s what we do.”

“Do what I do and fuck like bunnies.”Adan gave me a lecherous smile and left.

“Fuck like bunnies?” The brush of Derek’s mind against mine sent shivers coursing through my body.

Pure devilry in his eyes, Derek commanded. “Take your clothes off.”

“Yes, my lord.” I tapped my bracelet, and my armor shrank away, leaving me in only my harem outfit. “Like what you see?”

“Very much.”

Imitating a pleasure house dancer, I did a bump and grind routine and slowly disrobed.

Derek pounced. The next thing I knew, my back hit the bed and he was kissing me like a starving man.

“Ouch! Your armor is pinching my breasts.”

Snikt. Schlik.Schlik. Schlik. Schlik. Schlik.Derek’s armor vanished.

His calloused hands stroked my breasts, sending pleasure cascading over me. “I love the way you taste, the way you feel.” His wicked mouth nibbled on my ear.

“Stop!” I smacked his chest.

Derek jumped to his feet. “Stop?”

The shock in Derek’s eyes had me grinning. “I could get more into this if you would lose the wicked witch illusion. It’s weirding me out.”

“Fuck!” He touched an icon on his warrior’s bracelet and the illusion vanished.

My gaze froze on his abdomen. Huh? I knew a Coletti warrior’s private parts were different from human and Bjarke males. The porn vids had been a wealth of information. I knew Derek wouldn’t have pubic hair or balls and his penis was tucked safely away in that slit in his abdomen. “Okay, let me see it.”

“It?”

“You know, your penis.”

Derek rubbed a hand over his face. “I forgot you were a virgin.”

“So, it’s not a big deal. Besides, I’ve watched porn vids with Coletti warriors having sex.”

Derek’s eyebrows rose. “Porn vids?”

“It was Poppa Jacob’s idea of sex education.”

“What the fuck! It’s not the same. The best way to do this is to show you.” The slit in his abdomen opened and out it slid. The frill of tentacles on the tip of his penis waved merrily. It was almost as if they were glad to see me. The females in the vids seemed to like them a lot. “Do Katanic males have tentacles on their penises too?”

“No.”

“Oh. What purpose do your tentacles serve?”

“Think of them as sex toys.” Derek answered.

“Sex toys, huh?”

“Very handy sex toys. Come a little closer and I’ll give you a demonstration.”