Page 33 of Game on Askole

“The Tai-Kok and Rodan have joined Malik’s axis of evil. Which means Earth is still a target,” Kaylee growled.

“Kaylee’s right. Our first priority is to take down these monsters,” Caleb commented. “We’re gonna have to suck it up and do what’s necessary. Even if it means a set of fangs.”

Quinn erupted to his feet. “Hell, no! There’s got to be another way. I’m not giving up my humanity and becoming a bloodsucking fiend.” He stormed off.

“He’s going to get himself killed,” Kaylee lamented.

Ethan stood up. “We’ll talk to him.”

All the guys trooped after Quinn.

Casey handed Kaylee another beer and waited until she took a long swallow before asking, “What’s Talree’s equipment like? You never shared that detail with us.”

Kaylee spewed beer all over the table. “What?”

Every one of us pasted an expectant look on our faces. We knew a Coletti warrior’s penis was unlike a human male’s, but the chance to rib Kaylee was too good to pass up.

“Well, their man parts are a bit different from our men’s.” Kaylee tugged at her collar. “Works the same. Just different. Like it comes with its own sex toys.”

I hid a grin. “Sex toys?”

“Uh, yeah. The little guys are awesome.” Desire flared to life in Kaylee’s eyes. “I get hot just thinking about them.”

Aunt Tess raised an eyebrow. “C’mon, give us a little show and tell.”

“Okay, here ya go,” Kaylee said with a mischievous smile.

The image of Talree’s nude body formed in my mind. Hoo boy. The man was built.

Sam exclaimed, “He doesn’t have any pubic hair. Where are his balls and his doodad?”

“Wait for it,” Aunt Tess advised.

In our mind eyes, a slit opened in Talree’s abdomen, and out it slid. His penis was snakelike with a fringe of tentacles around the top.

“Are you shittin’ me? Another octopus?” Sam howled with laughter.

Kaylee smacked her in the shoulder. “Hey, I hear ya. Kinda weirded me out too, but if you like orgasms that rock your world, the little guys get it done.”

“You and Talree certainly rocked our world,” Aunt Tess gurgled.

I shook my head. “If Lothel’s snake comes anywhere near me, I’m whacking it off.”

Sam asked, “Want to see Tihar’s big-ass boner?” She flashed a mental picture of Tihar in all his glory.

All my cousins shrieked with laughter. The men’s heads swiveled around to stare at us.

“Girl talk,” I yelled at them. They shuddered and went back to their man talk.

Sam held her hands about two feet apart. “It was huge. I’ve never seen anyone that well hung. Can you image having sex with him?”

I could. Something drew me to Tihar.

“Walking would be a major problem after Tihar impaled you on that sucker,” Aunt Tess muttered to me.

She had a point. I doubted it would fit, but hey, what was life without a little risk? “I wouldn’t mind giving it a shot.”

“Are you blind? Jeezus, Tihar looks like the result of a freaky science experiment gone wrong. I mean, c’mon. Those creepy tentacles?” Sam twitched. “It was like being groped by a freakin’ octopus.”

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