I bark out a laugh. “Of course you’d say that. God, you’re unbelievable.”
 
 He furrows his brow. “Me?”
 
 I take another step away.Unbelievably perfect.“I’ll see you around, Matty.”
 
 He opens his mouth, but I turn away. I can’t begin to explain what just happened, only that it needs to stop.
 
 Chapter 6
 
 Blinding Love
 
 MATTY
 
 What do you call a cow with no legs?
 
 GOLDIE
 
 That’s a heck of a way to say good morning
 
 Come on, Dawn—answer the riddle.
 
 Ground beef
 
 Ha! So you, too, know the joy of a really bad joke.
 
 Indeed
 
 I have another question…
 
 Is it a riddle? Because if that’s what we’re doing, then watch out—I’ve got some doozies.
 
 It’s not, but noted.
 
 Okay, what’s the question?
 
 Do you have the option to add a photo to our chat now?
 
 Hang on
 
 Oh, wow—yeah. That’s new.
 
 I guess maybe this is the app’s way of rewarding us for talking to each other for a week.
 
 Maybe so. Doesn’t that go against the whole “blind” part of this app’s name?
 
 We’re not supposed to upload photos of ourselves.
 
 What, did you look at the rules or something?
 
 …
 
 omg you *did*
 
 James, you’re a—gasp!—rule follower!
 
 Okay, okay, be nice
 
 I think it’s sweet. Very…rule-followy of you.