Matty
REID
Soooo are you finally going to admit to Ox and me who your mystery girl is or am I gonna have to make this awkward
Ox
Wait does Reid know?
Reid
Yes Reid knows. Reid most definitely knows, and he has since a certain walk on a pier. AND Matty should be grateful I’ve been quiet this long.
Matty
Dammit
Ox
Spill it
As Chief of Police I command you to spill it
Matty
I hate you two
Reid
You don’t. In fact you’re glad that I haven’t told my beloved girlfriend
Matty
Actually, you’re right. I love you. So much. It’s almost unheard of, the love I have for you as my *best friend’s* boyfriend.
Ox
Reid
Now we’re getting somewhere.
Ox
I’m dying. DYING.
Matty
Can we meet for dinner?
Reid
Sure how about Dash In Diner
Matty
Not there for the love of God
Ox