I place my phone on the coffee table, stand up and stretch. After a quick trip to the bathroom, I walk to the kitchen to get a bottle of water. While I’m chugging, I hear my phone buzz. I walk over and pick it up to see another message from Zimyra:
Zimyra: That’s odd.
Axel: What’s that?
Zimyra: Is that what you typically do on Saturday evenings? Hang out on the sofa like an old man.
I grin. This girl is funny when she’s not at work. I guess we all have different non-work versions of ourselves. Seeing her with her nephew this morning was like looking at and talking to a different person. Without those power suits she wears to work, she’s a chill person. At least that’s what I think.
Axel: Is that your roundabout way of trying to find out how old I am?
Zimyra: I know how old you are, Axel. You filled out an application, remember?
Axel: Right…
Zimyra: I’m just curious why you’re home and not out kicking it
Axel: Because you haven’t asked me out yet.
Zimyra: wow…the audacity
Axel: meaning?
Zimyra: you don’t know if I’m in a relationship
Axel: are you?
She goes dark. The messages were flying back and forth, but as soon as I inquired about her relationship status, she stopped typing.
Axel: your silence is telling.
Zimyra: My bad. I was distracted. I’m out right now.
Axel: that still doesn’t answer my question.
Zimyra: why does it matter if I’m in a relationship or not? I don’t date coworkers, no matter how handsome they are.
Axel: You think I’m handsome?
Zimyra: ugh…leave me alone
Axel: and who said anything about dating?
Zimyra: you just implied that I should ask you out
Axel: and I’m still waiting. Oh, and I never mentioned the word ‘date’.
Zimyra: bye, Axel. I hope you enjoy your evening.
Axel: ask me out, boss lady
Zimyra: stop
Axel: no
Zimyra: yes
Axel: ask me