Alice
Anybody else notice that mating season was rather fruitful this year?
Jeanne
Jesus, this family.
Kaia
Anybody with mom?
Alice
What? Who’s going early? Dammit, I thought Pax was first down tonight, and Leigh flies out tomorrow. Did somebody add Brex on the chat?
Jeanne
*thinking emoji* This is our only sacred bio-sister space.
Alice
Why do we need mom on the call?
Wait a damn second.
*Narrow chicken eyes gif*
Is somebody pregnant?
Hadlee
Yeah, Elora.
Alice
HahahahaHA. What ELSE would we have an emergency girls-only call for?
If somebody got promoted, we’d be bragging on the main chat.
Rubbing the guys’ noses in it.
Jeanne was clueless, so she’s obviously not coming home or something.
Jeanne
Hey, also rude.
Alice
No. This screams women problems.
Elora
Where the fuck is Leighton?
Ollie’s chat
Leighton