Page 104 of Mended Hearts

Alice

Anybody else notice that mating season was rather fruitful this year?

Jeanne

Jesus, this family.

Kaia

Anybody with mom?

Alice

What? Who’s going early? Dammit, I thought Pax was first down tonight, and Leigh flies out tomorrow. Did somebody add Brex on the chat?

Jeanne

*thinking emoji* This is our only sacred bio-sister space.

Alice

Why do we need mom on the call?

Wait a damn second.

*Narrow chicken eyes gif*

Is somebody pregnant?

Hadlee

Yeah, Elora.

Alice

HahahahaHA. What ELSE would we have an emergency girls-only call for?

If somebody got promoted, we’d be bragging on the main chat.

Rubbing the guys’ noses in it.

Jeanne was clueless, so she’s obviously not coming home or something.

Jeanne

Hey, also rude.

Alice

No. This screams women problems.

Elora

Where the fuck is Leighton?

Ollie’s chat

Leighton

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