Page 86 of Fake Dating My Best Friend

ISLA

More like an annoying brother.

CONNER

Spill the tea, sis.

ISLA

There’s nothing to spill. It’s all a misunderstanding.

CONNER

Sure. That’s why the whole town is buzzing about your passionate declaration of love outside Asher’s apartment.

ISLA

WHAT?!

CONNER

You should see your face right now.

ISLA

You can’t even see my face!

CONNER

I know exactly what you look like.

ISLA

It’s complicated, okay?

CONNER

Now spill about Asher before I text him myself.

ISLA

Promise me you won’t tell anyone.

CONNER

As your brother, I’m legally obligated to torment you, but also keep your secrets. Spill.

ISLA

We are fake-dating.

CONNER

Bet it’s not fake.

ISLA

If you say one word to anyone, I’m showing Elaine that playlist you made titled “Songs that remind me of E.”

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