I clamp my eyes shut and wait for the perilous hands of death to take me away. I wait. And I wait. And I wait.
The longer I wait for death, the more I realise it isn’t coming and that I’m just going to have to bite the bullet and face facts that there is no other way out of this than just facing it head on. I’ve exhausted all my options. There is nothing else to do but grab my lady balls and accept that Noah has seen the one thing I was planning on taking to the grave.
Come on, Honey, take it like a woman and tell Noah where his cock is.
I take a deep breath. Here goes nothing.
‘I was worried I wouldn’t be able to do it justice,’ my voice is barely a whisper.
‘Say that again?’
Theaudacityof this man.
‘No.’ I’ll throw up if he makes me say it again.
‘Why were you worried you wouldn’t be able to do it justice?’ His face is a picture. Smug and proud like he’s just won a Nobel prize in having a massive schlong.
‘You know why,’ I hiss at him.
He smiles even wider, his face close to splitting in half. ‘No, I don’t.’
This man has a death wish.
‘Yes, you do.’
He taps his index finger to his chin in mock thought. ‘Hmm, let me think. Is it that my cock is the most glorious cock to ever grace this side of the heavens? And that it is magnificent and spectacular, that you have finally understood why it has often been referred to as the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love?’
Fucking hell.
Earth to Grim Reaper, I don’t need you anymore, but by all means come and take Noah back to the shadowy pits of hell in my place.
‘I hate you.’ My head bangs from scowling so goddamn much.
His grin doesn’t falter. ‘No, you don’t. Now say it.’
‘No.’ My voice is a snarl and yet, the asshole isstillgrinning.
He bends his head to my ear and sucks my earlobe into his mouth, sending a bolt of electricity straight to my core despite my intense annoyance.
‘Say it, and I’ll show you again just how spectacular it really is.’ His tongue works my ear then travels south to the nape of my neck, nipping and sucking until I’m shivering with need.
He has my body wrapped around his little finger. Figuratively speaking.
Noah continues his assault on my neck, making me damper between the legs with every touch. He runs the tips of his fingers down my back, over my hips and tickles the skin just above my pelvic bone, his touch making my legs tremble.
He knows exactly what to do to my body to get what he wants. And it makes me even more angry. Because how the hell am I supposed to stand my ground if he’s doing all this sexual sorcery? I’m no match for Noah and his magic sex powers.
His fingers travel even lower, teasing me until my breaths are shaky, but never getting close to the place I want him most. The place Ineedhim most.
Goddamn this man and his magic touch.
Damn him. Damn him. Damn him.
I scrunch my eyes shut. ‘Your cock is the most glorious cock to ever grace this side of the heavens. It is magnificent and spectacular and, yes, I finally understand why it has been referred to as the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love. Happy now? Now give me what I want.’
‘Good girl.’
Finally, his lips crash down onto mine. He flips us so that I’m straddling him and then rolls a condom down his length, before aligning himself underneath me and guiding me gently down.