What?
Wyatt
Why?
Forrest
How?
Logan
Seriously?
Emery
I mean, I actually quit hockey two years ago and none of you noticed, but anyway, that is also not my news
Camden
Sorry, okay, what’s up?
You can’t freak out
Forrest
Shit, you’re pregnant
Oh fuck right off
Logan
She’s totally pregnant
Unlike you MORONS, I know how to use birth control
Logan
Ew, that means she’s having sex, tho, don’t like that mental picture
Stop talking about me like I didn’t initiate this lovely chat
Camden
Hang on, who doesn’t know how to use birth control?
Wyatt
We all do, she’s distracting us
Forrest
What are you distracting us from?
Logan
Emery?
Wyatt