Page 141 of The Nanny Goal

Friday morning

Emery

I’m texting you idiots first, so you need to keep this secret

Forrest

Who are you calling idiots?

Wyatt

You and Logan, clearly

No, I mean all of you

Camden

Not me

You most of all, Mr. Twice Divorced

Camden

But I’m also Mr. Finally Married Forever This Time, I’ve matured

You don’t get flowers for finally maturing at the ripe old age of thirty-nine, idiot number one

Camden

Did you call this family meeting just to be mean to us? That’s fine, but I need to make my wife coffee, so I’m multi-tasking

No, I have news

Forrest

Mom told us about New York

And what did she say?

Wyatt

Never mind that, what’s your news?

Forrest

That is her news, dummy

Wyatt

No, DUMMY, she said she was telling us first, so whatever it is, it’s not about going to New York for fancy ass chef training

Logan

Are you going to the national team training camp?

No, I’m done with hockey

Camden

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