I laugh hollowly. “I’ve adjusted to the surreal nature of my predicament. And again, it’s entirely of my own making.”
“You added that caveat again.”
I always do. I take a deep breath. “I ruined my life before it really got started. I don’t want to make that same mistake. In general, I believe in ruthless honesty. It’s humbling.”
“But you didn’t mind when I gave you a different name?”
No, I really hadn’t. I was more curious than anything. “You had your reasons.”
She hesitates.
“Didn’t you?” I arch one eyebrow. I don’t really care. She doesn’t owe me anything.
Slowly, she smiles. “Ruthless honesty?”
“It’s a good policy.”
She licks her lips, the tip of her tongue pink and nimble. “Okay. So, the thing is, Aibhlin…that is my name now. In some ways. I’m a writer. It’s a pen name.”
“What do you write?”
“Words strung together in sentences. Lots of them.”
I suppress a chuckle. “How mysterious.”
“Mmm.”
Her eyes are definitely sparkling now, so I take a gamble. “Were you enjoying our game until I ruined it?”
She purses her lips, then nods. “Yes.”
“Damn. So was I.” I think about her ice demon story. “You’re a good storyteller. I’d love to read something else that you’ve done. Anything.”
Her cheeks turn pink. “Do you like dinosaur erotica?”
It’s damn good I didn’t put that bite of lasagna in my mouth before she said that, because it would have launched right back out.
“There’s a first time for everything.” I ignore the rough gravel in my voice suddenly.
“Oh, good.” She blinks innocently.
“Do you—” I reach for my glass, wait a beat, and when she doesn’t help me out, I swill back the last of my rye. “Uh, is that what you write?”
“No.” She winks. “But I really enjoyed that exchange.”
“All right, funny girl.”
“There’s nothing wrong with dinosaur porn, Sam.”
“There’s a difference between porn and erotica, Hazel.”
She freezes. “Yes,” she says slowly. “There is.”
“Are we still joking around?”
“Yes.” But she licks her lips. “No. I write erotica. That part was legit. No dinosaurs yet, or ice demons.”
“That’s a shame.” My pulse jacks up at the thought of Hazel writing anything erotic.