Cat:
How was your shift?
Val:
Good.Wewere busy, but that meant great tips!
Cat:
Great!Didyou lock your doors?
Val:
No,Mother.Ileft the door wide open for anyone to get me.
Cat:
I’m sorry you think that me caring about you and checking on your safety makes me a mom.
Val:
Unless someone scales the walls like a ninjaSpider-Man,IthinkI’msafe.
Cat:
Fine.Whatare you up to for the night?
Val:
CountChoculaandIare bonding right now.
Cat:
Val, chocolate cereal is not a healthy meal.
Val:
I beg to differ.Nowstop worrying about me and enjoy your mountain cabin getaway withVince.
Cat:
I can enjoy it and check in with you at the same time!
Val:
Not if you’re hovering over me by texting every 5 minutes.Gosnuggle with your stud muffin soldier and leave me and my cereal boyfriend alone.
Cat:
I don’t text you every 5 minutes.
Val:
You’ve literally texted me 4 times in the last 60 seconds.GofindVinceand carry on withOperationCabinCuddles.Loveyou.Goodnight.
Cat:
Love you too.Golock the doors.