Oh, this is delicious.
 
 He doesn’t even react to me calling him husband, but his bodydefinitelyflinches.
 
 “Oh, baby," I murmur, placing a hand on his bicep. "That must be so stressful for you."
 
 He stills.
 
 I bat my lashes. "You okay, sweetheart?"
 
 His eyes darken.
 
 Got him.
 
 I trail my fingers down his arm, pretending to examine the tire. Then I pout dramatically.
 
 “This looks bad," I whisper. "Do you know how to change a tire, Connor?"
 
 His jaw locks tighter. "I play hockey for a living, not work in a fucking garage."
 
 I sigh. "So… you don’t know how?"
 
 His eyes snap to mine. "I didn’t say that."
 
 I bite my lip, nearly bursting from the inside out.
 
 “Oh, of course not. Because my big, strong hockey player can do anything, right?" My voice is sugar-coated poison.
 
 His nostrils flare.
 
 I pat his chest.
 
 “You look tense, baby," I purr. "Maybe you should take off your shirt. You know, so you don’t get it dirty."
 
 He blinks, looking like I just short-circuited his entire brain.
 
 Stepping in close, I drag a finger down the center of his chest. "Bet you’d look real good fixing that tire with your shirt off."
 
 He exhales sharply.
 
 Boom.
 
 I smile sweetly and step back.
 
 "Good luck, husband!"
 
 Then I sashay back to the car like I didn’t just shatter every last shred of his sanity.
 
 Sliding into my seat, I sip my Coke and grin.
 
 Vengeful Allie – 1
 
 Hot Hockey Menace – 0
 
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 CONNOR
 
 Ifix the tire in the muggy heat while Allie’s voice echoes in my head.