Page 89 of Menace in Vegas

Facts. Now that I think about it, I can’t picture Allie dragging his giant ass across sand.

JAKE

Maybe he kidnapped her like Ford did Harper?

FORD

I warned him about that.

DALTYN

You had kidnapping conversations?

FORD

It was a joke!

JAKE

You sure about that? Connor’s a bit unhinged.

COLE

A bit? Try full-blown!

FORD

Where are you, Connor?

I finally reply, thoroughly enjoying the conversation. My teammates are the fucking best! Entertainment at its finest.

I’m alive, dumbasses.

JAKE

OH SHIT! HE LIVES!

COLE

Where the hell are you?

On my way to Vegas

FORD

By plane?

Nope. Driving.

FORD

What did you do!?!?

What do you mean?

FORD

What. Did. You. Do?

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