I glance in the rearview mirror.
Flashing lights.
It’s a cop.
Fucking perfect.
Allie perks up instantly, grinning. "Oh my God," she says, delighted. "Is petal getting pulled over?"
I say nothing.
She leans over, peering into the mirror. "Yep. Petal’s definitely getting pulled over."
I grit my teeth so hard my jaw might break.
I pull the car to the shoulder, shove it into park, and drop my forehead against the wheel.
This is a nightmare.
Allie is fucking cackling. "Wow, Byrns. Speeding in a pink convertible named petal? You’re full of surprises."
I slowly lift my head. "Shut up."
She smirks.
A shadow falls over my window. I roll it down.
The cop leans in, clearly trying not to laugh. "License and registration, please."
I exhale slowly. "Yeah. Sure."
I dig through the glove compartment, Allie still giggling beside me.
The cop arches a brow. "You in a rush to get somewhere?"
I grind my molars. "Vegas."
He nods, clearly fighting a smirk. "You always drive Barbie cars, son?"
Allie loses it. She actually fucking wheezes.
I glare at her.
She grins at the cop. "Only when he’s feeling extra fancy. Petal brings out his soft side."
The cop chuckles.
I pray for strength.
He looks back at me. "License?"
I shove it at him.
He walks back to his cruiser, taking his sweet time.
Allie leans in, eyes full of mischief. "You seem tense."
I don’t look at her. "I wonder why," I mutter.