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Eli:SAME

Wyatt:What woman?

Eli:WYATT ENTERS THE GROUP CHAT

Felix:Eli, please stop with the all caps. I’m begging you.

Eli:OK

Van:Maybe if you stopped ignoring our texts you’d know, Oscar

Wyatt:Please don’t call me that

Logan:Why? Because you’re GROUCHY?

Wyatt:Do you really want me bringing up what the press has said about you in the past, L?

Logan:Touché. No one else call Wyatt Oscar, please.

Wyatt:ANYWAY

Wyatt:I read the texts even if I don’t always respond

Wyatt:I don’t remember anything about a woman.

Logan:I don’t think she made it into the group chat yet.

Van: She was at the Summit the other day

Felix:Can confirm.

Camden:Her name is Naomi. We dated last summer in the off-season. It was supposed to be casual.

Eli:You didn’t look at her with casual eyes

Van:WTF are casual eyes

Eli:I just mean Cammie looked at her like it was SERIOUS not casual

Logan:Which is what he just said, genius. Keywords: “supposed to be.”

Van:Since no one else is saying it she punched Camden

Nathan:Wow. Guess I should have volunteered at the camp.

Felix:Ignore everyone, Cam. What do you need? Advice? Listening ears? Ideas on grand gestures?

Van:Perhaps witty remarks

Camden:I don’t know what I need. Except your attempts at wit, Van. Don’t need that.

Eli:Burn

Logan:Take note, Van.

Van:It takes intelligence to understand wit

Felix:GUYS, PLEASE.

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