Page 45 of Runaway Bride and Prejudice

Nathan:More than one?

Alec:How about give us the short story???

Van:First I was struck by an angel

Wyatt:Unlikely

Van:Second hit was Coach

Felix:Okay, I’m going to need the long story.

Nathan:At least medium length.

Van:Caught the groom cheating with the bride’s cousin aka the maid of honor. Forced him to confess. Chaos ensued. Maid of honor threw an angel statue at my face. Maybe accidentally. Coach punched me. Definitely accidentally. Became the bride’s getaway ride.

Van:Did NOT have diarrhea.

Eli:That’s good because a Walmart bathroom is not the place you want to have stomach trouble.

Alec:Come over to Felix’s. You can give us the long story in person. This is too good.

Van:Can’t. I’m in Florida.

Wyatt:What’s in Florida?

Van:Me

Eli:[eye roll emoji] [angry emoji]

Logan:I thought you were going to Vegas for the break.

Van:I was thinking about it

Alec:Did you go straight from the church to the airport? It’s only been like six hours.

Van:Basically yeah

Logan:So why Florida

Van:I got an offer I couldn’t refuse

Alec:Is it just me or is Van being deliberately vague.

Nathan:Not just you.

Felix:Stop dancing around the question. Why are you in Florida?

Wyatt:What part of Florida?

Logan:Don’t you dare ghost us. I’ll send Parker after you.

Alec:Stop trying to use Parker as a weapon.

Felix:Van. Why are you in Florida and why aren’t you answering the question?

Van:Jeez.

Van:I’m in Florida with Amelia. She wanted to get out of town and already had the trip planned

---