Page 44 of Runaway Bride and Prejudice

Alec:I guess that means you weren’t having diarrhea.

Nathan:How did we get from point A to point poop?

Alec:Dumbo said Van had diarrhea.

Eli:[laughing emoji] [crying emoji] [poop emoji]

Wyatt:Why am I on this text thread?

Camden:Right?!?! This feels more like punishment than reward.

Alec:You guys would rather be on the thread with Tucker, Dumbo, or Dominik?

Wyatt:Carry on

Felix:Don’t mess things up with Coach’s daughter.

Eli:Are you, like, babysitting her? Or …

Felix:There best not be any kind of OR.

Nathan:I’d kind of like to see Coach beat Van with his skates.

Logan:Why so violent? I’d like Coach to have nothing but happy, easy times from now on. He deserves it after that mess.

Logan:So don’t do anything to make things worse, V.

Alec:This is VAN we’re talking about. What do you expect to happen?

Logan:Maybe just don’t break her heart. Again. Because Coach definitely WOULD break you.

Felix:The woman just walked away from her wedding. I doubt she’s looking for a new guy.

Alec:I’ll say it again: this is VAN we’re talking about.

Nathan:Don't give Vanity a bigger head than he’s already got.

Felix:Van, be good.

Eli:[laughing emoji] [dancing lady emoji] [skull emoji]

Van:Hey

Eli:VAN!

Alec:Send proof of life.

Logan:Nice picture.

Eli:Dude, who decked you?

Felix:Button up your shirt. I can see your belly button lint.

Wyatt:Why are you in a Walmart bathroom?

Van:Long story

Van:Several people hit me today

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