Page 111 of Between Hate and Desire

Funny. Well, for future reference, they’d much prefer a daughter who secretly got married and knocked up versus one who gets pregnant out of wedlock.

Sophie

Duly noted.

Lennon

Anyway. Do all guys get morning wood?

Sophie

Why would you assume I’d know the answer to that? Also, does Hunter?

Sighing, I should’ve figured she’d ask that.

Lennon

Why do you think I’m asking! Brandon did sometimes, but Hunter has all three times we’ve slept in the same bed together. Is that normal?

Sophie

Probably when there’s a body pressed against it. Especially YOUR body.

I groan, wondering why I even asked her in the first place.

Lennon

I bet that’s uncomfortable for men. Kinda explains why he’s always so moody in the morning.

Sophie

Where is he right now?

Lennon

In the shower.

Sophie

And I rest my case.

Lennon

What case?

Sophie

You gave him morning wood, and now he needs to go “relieve” himself.

Rolling my eyes, I quickly type out my response.

Lennon

Oh yeah, I’m sure my pregnant ass is such an aphrodisiac. He probably had a sex dream about someone else.

Sophie

Keep lying to yourself, sis, but it doesn’t refute the fact that he’s the one who came up with this idea in the first place and has been all too eager to play the role of your husband.

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