Ah. Now I understand what you meant when you said you were “inspired” a few months ago to start making this gift. The Ranger panties strike again.
No need to be embarrassed. I love everything about this. Sadly, I’m not crafty, or else I could make you something similar in return. Whatever the female version would be. Probably a muff mitten?
Seriously, Maddie. I love this. Thank you. My cock socks are simultaneously the oddest and most fantastic gifts I’ve ever received. And that says a lot, considering my parents bought my affection with extravagant gifts from a very young age.
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To: ALancaster
From: justmaddie
If the worst thing your parents did was buy your affection, consider yourself lucky. Feel like talking about them? If you tell me about your parents, I’ll tell you about mine.
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To: justmaddie
From: ALancaster
How much time do you have?
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To: ALancaster
From: justmaddie
All night.
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Four months later
To: justmaddie
From: ALancaster
Subject: Did you hear the news?
It’s someday. I’m 95% sure this time.
On the off chance it isn’t someday yet, then it definitely will be by next month when I have two weeks of leave and no plans. I’d really like to rack up some frequent flyer miles on a trip to Maine.
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To: ALancaster
From: justmaddie
Unfortunately, I’m a bigger mess now than ever. I’m up for a big promotion at work. I’m so nervous about it. I’m not exactly the competitive type, and the assessment process is pretty cutthroat. On the bright side, if I get the promotion, I probably won’t get evicted. So that’s a good thing, right?
See what I mean about being a mess?
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To: justmaddie
From: ALancaster