Me: Uh-huh. You’re so full of it.
 
 Unknown Number: You missed me.
 
 I freeze.
 
 My fingers hover over the keyboard, unsure what to say.
 
 Because…yeah.
 
 I did.
 
 I don’t want to admit it, though, so instead?—
 
 Me: Wow. You disappear for one day, and suddenly you think you’re my emotional support stranger?
 
 His reply comes immediately.
 
 Unknown Number: Am I not?
 
 I bite my lip, my chest tightening in a way that feels dangerous.
 
 I should change the subject.
 
 So I do.
 
 Me: Fine. You were busy. Meanwhile, I had the weirdest day of my life.
 
 Unknown Number: Tell me.
 
 Me: Okay, so first, I accidentally agreed to go out with Ryan.
 
 Unknown Number: …
 
 Me: Then, Ryan was suddenly transferred out of my department.
 
 Unknown Number: Huh.
 
 Me: Huh? That’s all you’ve got? Huh?
 
 Unknown Number: Strange timing, that’s all.
 
 I pause, my fingers slowing.
 
 Now that he says it like that…it is strange, isn’t it?
 
 I chew on my lip, debating, then shake my head.
 
 Me: Whatever. The point is, I helped Ryan move his stuff and ended up running into the CEO himself, the one and only Damien Zaitsev, who looked at me like I was an uninteresting Excel spreadsheet.
 
 Another pause.
 
 Longer this time.
 
 I wait, but nothing comes.
 
 I frown, watching my screen, waiting for the dots to appear.
 
 Nothing.