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Since you aren’t really my boyfriend, it isn’t necessary for you to come to the wedding. And I am not at liberty to discuss the identity of the celebrity.

Regards, Mia

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Mia,

Will you please allow me to be your date to your brother’s wedding?

Jay

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Dear Jay,

I hope you are not volunteering to be my date because you feel sorry for me. I don’t need your pity.

But if you are serious about accompanying me to Serenade Island for Max and Samantha’s wedding, please have a look at the website www.serenadeislandresort and choose your top three activities forthe weekend.

Regards,

Mia

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I don’t feel sorry for you. It’s you who should feel sorry for me. I haven’t had a vacation in years.

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Dear Jay,

When you put it that way, how can I deny your need for a much deserved vacation. Since you didn’t select any of the activities from the website, I took the liberty of signing you up. I will be busy with wedding luncheons, spa visits, and photo sessions, so you will be left to your own devices.

Attached please find the weekend itinerary and suggested packing list.

I think it’s best if you keep your shirt on at the beach. I don’t want to answer questions about your tattoos.

If you have a problem with that, please let me know.

If you want to make a change to your activities, you can email the manager of the resort at Linda@Seranadeislandresort.

Regards, Mia

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