Tim:
This is curated thirst, sis. A buffet of potential.
Colin:
She doesn’t need names, bro.
Tim:
True.
Me:
Wait. What?
Colin:
You’ve already found him.
Tim:
Tall. Hot. Intense. He’s got that feral-but-contained look. Like he’s polite until he’s not. No one on my list even comes close.
Colin:
I can’t figure out why he hasn’t made his move yet.
Me:
Oh, he has. Trust me.
Tim:
EXCUSE ME? Run that back. Immediately. You just casually said “he made a move” like we weren’t out here STARVING for content.
Me:
We’re taking the girls to the science museum together on Saturday.
Colin:
Why am I sensing there’s more here that you’re not telling us?
Tim:
Agreed. She dropped “trust me” like it’s not a whole confession. Back it up, Queen, and spill.
Me:
He kissed me.
Tim:
See, this is why I don’t trust you. You hold onto the good gossip like it’s state secrets.
Colin:
How are you feeling about it?