Me:He added a slight stipulation.
Bianca:Which is?
Me:Brody needs to settle down, or at least give the impression he’s getting serious.
Bianca:That doesn’t make sense. My brother is nothing but committed.
Me:To a woman.
Bianca:What?
Me:In order to officially become the owner, your dad is requiring Brody to be in a relationship.
Bianca:Why would he do that?
Me:Not sure. Maybe you can ask him.
Bianca:Okay, but what does that have to do with my brother kissing you?
I pause to give her a moment to process. The pieces fit together within seconds. A stream of messages floods in faster than I can read them.
Bianca:OH HELL NO!
Bianca:Brody wants you to be his girlfriend?!
Bianca:Just for show??
Bianca:What is he thinking?!
Bianca:Absolutely not. I won’t allow it.
Bianca:Is this a joke??
Bianca:I can’t believe he’d suggest using you like that.
Bianca:Tell me you’re kidding.
Bianca:Don’t you dare fall into that trap.
Bianca:For real, Lee.
Me:Not planning on it.
Bianca:Gah, I’m so mad. This is probably why he’s been asking about your schedule and what kind of flowers you like.
Me:Mhmm. He cleaned out Sassy Stems. Poppies are officiallyruined for me.
Bianca:Grrrr. I thought he was being nice. What a jerk.
Me:It’s fine. I’ll figure out how to get even.
Bianca:Make him pay, babes. Don’t hold back.
A slow smile lifts my mood at her prompting. Several possibilities sprout in my mind, taking shape into brilliant ideas. Brody is definitely going to feel my wrath.
Me:If you insist…
Bianca:I do, and he’ll be hearing from me too.