I don’t think we can continue. Anyone who doesn’t think the pink starburst is the best is certifiably insane
ASingleRose26
Darn, I was really enjoying talking to you
BigSpoon92
Sorry it had to come to this
ASingleRose26
Anything I can do to turn things around? Eat a whole bag of pink Starburst? I’d do it for you
BigSpoon92
I don’t know. I’ll think about it. For now, you’ll just have to prove your sanity in other ways
ASingleRose26
I have a bachelor’s degree from a well-respected university. Is that enough?
BigSpoon92
Smarts and sanity are not the same
ASingleRose26
Fair enough. I guess you’ll just have to meet me and decide for yourself
BigSpoon92
That seems like the only solution to this
I’m not sure if I expect him to ask me out at this point, but after a few minutes when he doesn’t continue, I decide we aren’t quite there yet.
ASingleRose26
What’s your favorite color?
BigSpoon92
Continuing the hardball questions, I see. Probably green
ASingleRose26
What kind of green?
BigSpoon92
uhhh… dark green?
ASingleRose26
Manly. Approved. Favorite animal?
BigSpoon92
haha, were you gonna stop talking to me if I liked another kind of green?