ASingleRose26
Oops, I think I joined the wrong app
BigSpoon92
Which one were you looking for?
ASingleRose26
There is supposed to be one for elite singles… must have a similar name
BigSpoon92
Elite? So, do you have to meet a salary minimum for that one?
ASingleRose26
Something like that. I don’t know. I’ll have to ask my friend to remind me what it’s called
I tap Big Spoon’s username to read his bio. There must be a clue to his secret identity in there somewhere.
Username:BigSpoon92
Gender:Male
Location:Greater Minneapolis
Age:29
Are you looking to connect with men, women, or both?Women
Why did you join Blindly?Looking for a less conventional way to meet someone. But wait, does that mean typical online dating has become conventional? I can’t keep up anymore. I’m just hoping to ditch the superficial and make a real connection.
What three words would your closest friend use to describe you?Patient, practical, stubborn
What is your ideal Sunday morning?I have a cabin up at Lake Mille Lacs which has the most vibrant sunrises. Put me at the water’s edge on a crisp morning and I’m a happy guy.
What is your ultimate comfort food?Steak and potatoes. Medium rare. Extra gravy.
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?Eight years ago, I took a solo road trip up to Alaska without an itinerary. It was the most free I’ve ever felt.
What are you looking for in a partner?Communication and honesty are at the top of the list for me. I also love a girl who’s adaptable and doesn’t take herself too seriously.
Ok, so if he owns a cabin, he probably doesn’t live with his parents. Maybe the Cheeto fingers aren’t a thing either. I’m not convinced yet, though.
Another message comes in.
BigSpoon92
You should stick around for a while. It’s a cool app
ASingleRose26
Have you met anyone?
BigSpoon92
Not yet, but I’m finding people are more genuine when they aren’t showing their face