Isaac:
Murder. You. All.
Shay:
HE’S TYPING FROM OUTSIDE.
HE’S SMOKING.
HE’S PISSED.
Heath:
Do we have confirmation he’s pacing?
Chris:
Confirmed.
Pacing. Smoking. Grinding his molars into chalk dust.
Colson:
Someone please get him water.
Or a sedative.
Isaac:
Keep talking and I’ll come back in and end the night with a felony.
Shay:
BRO.
Rosie literally just fell into you.
You CAUGHT HER.
You did the full-body hero hold.
She clutched your shirt like a rom-com climax.
Chris:
AND THEN SHE SHOVED HIM
I NEARLY ASCENDED
Adam:
Jesus Christ.
What’s her BMI?
Heath:
This is more dramatic than Dom in Caracas.