Page 107 of Surfer's Paradise

Adam:

Jesus.

Shay:

Oh hey.

Here comes Captain Divorce.

Adam:

Go fuck yourself, Kavanaugh.

Heath:

Sir. With respect.

We need your tactical expertise.

How do you classify an AWOL SEAL who might be post-coital?

Adam:

I classify it as “not my problem.”

Colson:

That’s rich coming from a man who’s one skipped therapy session from texting his wife “u up?”

Adam:

…

Chris:

Do we send a search party or a condom care package?

Shay:

I say we wait.

Give it another hour.

If he doesn’t text back by 0900, we assume he’s either cuffed to a headboard or by law enforcement.

Colson:

If it’s the first one, he better hydrate.

If it’s the second, he better lawyer up.

Heath:

Honestly?

Proud of him.

Isaac:

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