Jesus fucking Christ.
I force myself to wash my hands, annoyed with my idiotic thought process.
I grab my phone off the counter and send Darius and Matt a text message.
Tony: Is there a word for being hyper-focused on a single person?
Boy Scout: Depends. Is this person a man or a woman?
Tony: Opposite sex.
Nettie: Besotted.
Tony: Who the fuck added her to this chat?
Boy Scout: Don’t look at me.
Beast:It also technically wasn’t me.
Nettie: If you wanna get technical, I added myself.
*You removed Nettie from conversation*
Beast: Are you trying to get yourself killed?
Tony: She has no business interfering with our bromance time.
Boy Scout: Good luck, man.
*Beast added Nettie to conversation*
Nettie: Don’t fuck with me, Tony.
Tony: I’ll start a new chat, then.
Beast: I can assure you, she will continue to add herself.
Tony: And you don’t have a problem with this?
Beast: No.
Tony: Matt? Help me out here.
Boy Scout:No can do. It’s not like she’s not going to find out about everything we say anyway. This is actually less work.
Tony: What the fuck?
Nettie: Why do you feel you have to have secrets from me, Tony? What are you hiding?
Tony: *middle finger emoji*
Beast: That is definitely not going to get her to shut up about us.
Tony: *double middle finger emojis*
Boy Scout: You may want to rethink your strategy.
Beast: Matt’s right. And honestly, if you’re dealing with a woman, Antoinette is far more equipped to answer your questions.