Me:
Ava: That’s a really pretty sunrise.
Me: …
Ava: Fine. You’re hot. Happy now?
Me: Yes, wifey. Considering all I do is dream about you, I’d be thrilled if you at least found me attractive.
Me: Wifey?
Ava: Sorry, was stuck on your dream comment.
Me: Want me to tell you about them?
Ava: Are you flirting with me?
Me: Have been for two years. Glad you’re finally noticing.
Me: Send me a picture.
Ava:
Me: Why aren’t you wearing your ring?
Ava: Possessive much?
Me: Yes. Put it back on.
Ava: I was washing the dishes. Didn’t want tolose it.
Ava:
Ava: Happy?
Me: Yes. Keep it there.
Ava: You expect me to wear it at all times when you don’t even have a ring?
Me: Maybe you should buy me a present, if you’re so worried that people won’t know I’m married.
Ava: Just saying that if you want people to know I’m yours, it’s only fair that you wear my ring too.
Me: You are mine, Vicious. And I’m yours.
Ava: Promises, promises.
Ava: I’m being summoned for bath time. Have a good night.
Me: Night, wifey.
“Can you please tell Playboy to get pierced already?” Camden is bent over, groaning as he laces up his skates.
Eyeing Hall, I shake my head. “You’re a grown man. If you want to get a piercing, then get a damn piercing.”
My winger throws out his arms. “I don’t understand why you can’t call another team activity. You did it for Brooks.”
He’s referring to how Aiden, Brooks, and I got our dicks pierced a few years ago during a game of truth or dare gone wrong. So very fucking wrong.