Ava: Also, how did you get my number?
Unknown number: Your bestie Sara gave it to me.
Ava: I’ll kill her.
War: So you do know who I am. Don’t worry, Vicious, I won’t call you unless I need you. But feel free to use this number whenever you want.
Ava: Why would I ever want to call you?
A week later
Brooks: That was the worst game of truth or dare I’ve ever played.
War: LOL
Brooks: I can’t laugh. My dick hurts too much
Aiden: I still can’t believe you chose to get your dick pierced over admitting why you missed the charity event at the Y.
War: You chose to get your dick pierced rather than admit why you hate shamrocks.
Brooks: I think we can all agree, since we now have bars through our dicks, that we won’t speak of what we didn’t admit to.
War: Like how you’re a virgin saving yourself for Sara?
Aiden: Do your dicks look bigger now, or do you think mine’s just swollen?
A few months later
War: You’re staring at me again.
Ava: I am not staring at you.
War: I’m not going home with her.
Ava: Go home with whomever you want. And stop texting me. You’re sitting right across from me, and your date looks bored.
War: She’s not my date.
Bray: Hey Ty, my mom still isn’t home.
Tyler: I’ll be right there.
Ava: You and your not-date sure did disappear quickly last night.
A few months later
Tyler: Want to come with me to see Josie tonight?
Bray: Yeah, practice ends at six.
Tyler: I’ll pick you up.
This Past Summer
Tyler: I bought a house.
Fitz: What?