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Ava: Also, how did you get my number?

Unknown number: Your bestie Sara gave it to me.

Ava: I’ll kill her.

War: So you do know who I am. Don’t worry, Vicious, I won’t call you unless I need you. But feel free to use this number whenever you want.

Ava: Why would I ever want to call you?

A week later

Brooks: That was the worst game of truth or dare I’ve ever played.

War: LOL

Brooks: I can’t laugh. My dick hurts too much

Aiden: I still can’t believe you chose to get your dick pierced over admitting why you missed the charity event at the Y.

War: You chose to get your dick pierced rather than admit why you hate shamrocks.

Brooks: I think we can all agree, since we now have bars through our dicks, that we won’t speak of what we didn’t admit to.

War: Like how you’re a virgin saving yourself for Sara?

Aiden: Do your dicks look bigger now, or do you think mine’s just swollen?

A few months later

War: You’re staring at me again.

Ava: I am not staring at you.

War: I’m not going home with her.

Ava: Go home with whomever you want. And stop texting me. You’re sitting right across from me, and your date looks bored.

War: She’s not my date.

Bray: Hey Ty, my mom still isn’t home.

Tyler: I’ll be right there.

Ava: You and your not-date sure did disappear quickly last night.

A few months later

Tyler: Want to come with me to see Josie tonight?

Bray: Yeah, practice ends at six.

Tyler: I’ll pick you up.

This Past Summer

Tyler: I bought a house.

Fitz: What?