Asa: because everything is my responsibility
Dex: that’s not right
Asa: nope, but it’s how it’s always been
Dex: is that hot bartender there? The one who looks like me?
Asa: I regret telling you about him
Dex: I was just wondering because you could always spend some time admiring him and maybe that will turn your night around
Asa: I definitely regret telling you about him
Dex: do you regret telling me you like looking at him, or that he looks like me?
Asa: both
Dex: I should go to the bar with you one night and see him for myself
Dex: do you think that will mess with the timeline? Me and my doppelgänger being in the same place?
Asa: doubtful
Asa: unless you’re the chosen one and you’ve been on some secret mission to save the world without me knowing about it
Dex: you figured out my secret
Dex: now I have to have to wipe your memory so you don’t accidentally mess up my mission. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them
Asa: I legit loled
Asa: are you getting ready to get online? Do you need to go?
Dex: I’m taking the night off
Asa: you are? Did I know that?
Dex: it was a last minute thing
Asa: is everything okay?
Dex: yeah. Just need a break. It’s tough always being ‘on’ you know?
Asa: yeah, I get that
Asa: do you want some space? I can stick around here for a while if you need me to
Dex: no, it’s fine
Dex: come home whenever you want
Asa: I’ll probably head home after this round
Asa: Isaac and Jamie just left and I think Zander and Luka are gonna bail soon too
Asa: I’ll see you in a little bit
Dex: see you