“Well, yes, but I mean that I’m your...” he continued prompting.
“Park Ranger?”
“Boyfriend.”
“Really? That’s what you want me to say during sex?”
He huffed a laugh. “I know it’s odd, but I just want everything to be upfront and clear between us. It would be nice to know exactly where I stand for once in my life.”
Selah’s lips tipped in amusement. “Okay, if that’s what you want.”
He gave her face careful consideration. “But I am your boyfriend, right? I don’t want to push you into anything—”
“Dex—”
“Because I do want you as my girlfriend... you know, for now.”
Now it was her turn to pause as she leaned back on her arms to give him a good look. “Excuse me? What do you meanfor now?” Her brows pressed together, but her body shook with light laughter. The rippling sensations vibrating around his dick were amazing.
He wasn’t sure how this whole thing got off track, but laughing while having sex with a woman he was in love with was a whole new experience, one he really liked. “It’s not a rebound thing,” he assured her. “I just mean that it’s no secret I want to get married someday. So, yeah, that’s all I meant by it.”
“God, Dex. Can you just kiss me, please?”
That he could do, and soon he was driving into her hard as he gripped her thighs. She moaned about how good her boyfriend’s dick felt, and it was everything he wanted it to be, even while being a bit ridiculous. He didn’t care. After she cried out and he grunted his own release, he held her sweat-beaded body to his as they both attempted to catch their breaths.
“Who knew when you tipped that basket over and landed on me, we’d end up here?” His heart was so full of her, he couldn’t imagine a different life for himself. This was it. All he ever wanted. He grinned as he joked, “You didn’t tip it over on purpose, right?”
“Of course not,” she said with a beautifully sated smile. “I’m pretty sure it was fate.”
Epilogue
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“Hailey here. HashtagMoreno sisters. It’s too early. But, look who I have with me. Harper! We’re hanging out this morning for a very special reason, which I’ll get to in a minute.
“So, yeah, I still get asked all the time for an update on the whole thing with my sister and the park ranger guy. Gah, why are you guys so obsessed with them? You’re supposed to be obsessed withme. And, no, I’m not talking anymore about R. I haven’t said anything, even after that interview Dex did because, no lie, but that video I made like a year ago, got me in so much trouble. I’m not even kidding.
“But this is the problem with being a visionary, like me. People get mad just for pointing out the truth. Like my other sis... wait, a minute, let me turn the camera around. Okay, so over there is my other sister, Naomi, and she’s constantly annoyed by that guy, Boone—like there are lasers shooting from her eyes all the time for him. Who exactly does she think she’s trying to fool here? Like, please, be for real with us but also with yourself, Naomi, because we know you’re lying about how much you hate him. Just kiss already. Seriously.”
“Who are you talking to over there, Hailey?”
“No one! Te quiero, hermana.”
“Anyway, back to me, or rather the other tea. So, yeah, my other sister, Selah, finally realized she’s in love with Dex. And I know, I know, about what I said about him before, but he’s actually great. It kind of feels like having a big brother around. Like sometimes, he’s a little nerdy but, I don’t know, he’s just really nice, and he’s perfect for my sister, so they’ve been together for a while now. My sister practically lives at his place. Okay? Like just move in, Selah. It’s not like we all don’t know what’s going on—What are you trying to prove?
“They got together officially soon after he didWake Up, USA,so, yeah, that interview was kind of cringe, but apparently, that’s what my sister likes. Ha! Even better news, at least for Harper, but some rich old lady in Wisconsin saw the interview and said that her husband, who had died a few years earlier, had a pet crow he loved too. And she sent a bunch of money, so Dex’s wildlife thing can be built. They haven’t started yet, but Dex is totally geeking out over the ‘specs’ or whatever, so I think that’s going to happen soon.
“But today is very important. Dex had reached out to me because he said he wants to ask Selah to marry him and he wants my help. Me! And first I was like ‘Really? You’re going to do the hot-air balloon thing again? What exactly are you doing here, Dex?’ Because we all know how it worked out the first time around. And he said, this is different because this time they’ve already talked about marriage, so he’s not going in blind. Plus, he knows how much my sister loves the balloon and he wants one amazing memory to take the place of the not-so-great memory.
“Oh? Let me show you real quick. See? It’s the new envelope or balloon or whatever. We decided to retireThe Blue Wonderbecause we wanted to feel like we’re starting a new chapter for the business now that Selah is captain, and this is what my dad wanted. She decided to name the balloonThe Engage, which Naomi thinks is so romantic and perfect for some new business idea she has, but Selah told her that it’s actually some geeky thing fromStar Trek. So nerdy. Anyway, I think it’s hilarious because she doesn’t know she’s about to get engaged onThe Engage.
“So, yeah, Dex and my sister are up in the balloon right now, not very high, actually, because he told her he just wanted to get some selfies of them for their future Christmas card, in the balloon, with Smith Rock in the background. I honestly don’t know how anyone would fall for such a story, but maybe she’s like the rest of us and thinks there’s no way he’s going to try for another proposal in a hot-air balloon. And I’m waiting here with Harper for the signal. Dex told me he’s been working with her to come when he whistles and, look, here’s a fake ring she’s supposed to bring with her. I said, why aren’t you giving my sister a real ring? My sister and I don’t always get along, but we’re still sisters, and there’s no way I’m going to let her get engaged with a cheap, fake-ass ring. And then he said ‘You really think I’m going to trust Harper with something expensive?’ so I guess he’ll give Selah the real thing later and—
“That’s the whistle! Okay, Harper, here’s the ring. You’re up. Oh my God, she’s flying right up to him. I think I might actually cry, for real. Let me see if I can zoom in on this. I can’t see him. Maybe he’s kneeled down. Oh, I think he kneeled down. AHHHHHH! It’s happening. Ma! Ma! Did you bring the champagne?”
“Mija! Did you see? Oh, I’m so excited!”
“Okay, so more hugging and kissing, and Dex just dumped a bag of rose petals off the side of the basket. Like what? How is this happening? Oh my God. Okay, I have to turn this off before my sister comes down and catches me, and you nosy people don’t need every detail. Hailey Tea Time is out, besties, and as my dad used to say, ‘No regrets.’”
The End.