Page 1 of The Dallas Dilemma

PROLOGUE

One Year Ago…

DFW@BodaciousBuckaroo211

Why are women always looking for that one person who “completes” them? Shouldn’t you be your own person without needing someone else to make you whole? Real life isn’t a romcom, and needing someone else to “complete” you is just pathetic. #beyourownperson #completeyourself #JerryMaguireisafictionalcharacter

842 ?1.2k ?48k

JoeyB@JoeVSVolcano

Calling someone pathetic for dreaming of their perfect match is grotesque and a real dick move. Just because you’ll obviously never find yours unless you troll for bog monsters in the bayou doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t deserve to find ours.

10 ?45 ?132

DFW@BodaciousBuckaroo211

Your handle tells me everything I need to know, bro.

27 ?8 ?312

JoeyB@JoeVSVolcano

What is that supposed to mean, BRO?

4 ?0 ?3

DFW@BodaciousBuckaroo211

Joe vs The Volcano? Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan movies are everything that’s wrong with the world today. #unrealisticexpectations

Though I have to admit, that one, as ridiculous as it is, is one of the least atrocious of the catalogue. Don’t get me started on Sleepless In Seattle.

13 ?10 ?127

JoeyB@JoeVSVolcano

Crime. War. Corruption. Famine. Poverty. TGI Fridays declaring bankruptcy and closing 50 locations, leaving thousands of people without $10 endless apps. AndTom and Meg are what’s wrong with the world? Ridiculous.

12 ?4 ?47

DFW@BodaciousBuckaroo211

While I’ll admit the loss of loaded potato skins is quite devastating, you’re missing the point, brother. While the list you made affects millions, unrealistic ideals in relationships affect EVERYONE. And the fact that you’re taking it so personally tells me you’re a part of the problem. You should probably work on yourself. #therapyworks

29 ?8 ?82

JoeyB@JoeVSVolcano

I’m NOT your brother, asshole.

2 ?1 ?12

DFW@BodaciousBuckaroo211

Ooh. Testy. Looks like I hit a nerve.

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