Page 67 of Forecasting the Forward

Daws

You’d really think it was a soap opera if you knew what Nally told his sister last week.

Nally

GOD DAMMIT IS NOTHING SACRED BETWEEN A BROTHER AND SISTER??

Daws

Not when I know exactly how to get secrets out of my woman.

Nally

Ew.

Levi

I stand by my original statement for separate group texts.

Daws

Nope. I enjoy terrorizing everyone in here way too much. In fact …

(Daws added Luca Santo to the group.)

Santzy

NO.

Me

Come on, Santzy. Betcha don’t even know I got married this week.

Santzy

The fuck? Seriously?

Daws

This is why you have to stay in the group text, asshole. You miss very important information.

Santzy

We define “important” differently, Daws. You shared a picture of a dirty diaper a while ago.

Daws

I had to ask someone if it was normal!

Santzy

None of us had kids at that time.

Levi

That was an overshare.

Me

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