Page 44 of Capitally Unexpected

Sorry, Hay. Well, I’m not sorry. Dunc’s right. It’d be weird for you to come. But I am sorry you’re upset.

Duncan

He’ll get over it.

Spencer

So, got everything you need? Sunblock? Sea sickness meds? Condoms?

Hayden

The fuck he need condoms for? She’s not a European brown hare. She can’t get pregnant twice.

Preston

That’s a thing?

Spencer

See ya out of that rabbit hole in five minutes, Prez. I know he doesn’t need them for that. But. You know. It’s good to be safe. Just because two of you are wifed up ...

Hunter

First, I get the safe sex talk, but second, fuck off. That’s my girlfriend.

Spencer

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Duncan

Girlfriend?

Preston

That many buzzes in a row pulled me out of a Wiki-hole. When did that happen?

Hayden

Two weeks ago when he told her about the cruise.

Hunter

Thanks, Hay. And sorry, Spence. I shouldn’t have snapped. Really stressed with everything that needs to happen before we leave. I’ll be lucky if I have more than ten minutes to pack.

Spencer

All good. Monogamy changes everything. Plus, leaves more space in the luggage for your speedo.

Hayden

No one needs to see those blinding white thighs.

Duncan

That’s the part of the Speedo visual that concerns you?

Hayden

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