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Preston

I don’t know that calling the Senate majority leader a “fuckwit” and “twat waffle” is ever actually on message.

Jax

How can I help?

Preston

Well, I’m sure there will be lots of requests for statements tomorrow. I don’t know that getting a start on them tonight is the answer…

Jax

Not what I meant.

Preston

??

OH. Oh.

Jax:

Shower blow job? Drown your sorrows while I sit on your face? Bend me over the bed and just drill in?

Preston

Yes. All of that. Yes. Walking as quickly as I can with a half-chub.

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Laurel

I’m sorry. Does Preston have a hickey that was NOT there this morning?

Jax

Are you really asking me about hickeys in a staff meeting?

Also, how are you sure it wasn’t there this morning?

Laurel

Preston’s left ear seemed like a great place to stare during the staff ethics seminar we had this morning. You know, the seminar that was called because that staffer fucked their Grindr date in the chamber.

Jax

Well, if anyone did get a hickey today, no rules outlined in that seminar were broken.

Laurel

And to think, it all started with bottomless mimosas, a blue teddy, and a dream.

Speaking of, happy hour tomorrow? Michelle’s still being mum on that one-night stand a few weeks ago. Maybe you can help me badger her for information.

Jax

If she doesn’t cancel on you again, sure. She was happy to get falafel with me last week.

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