Page 35 of Empty Net

Fox: We were not.

Fox: We were just dancing.

Fox: At an appropriate distance apart.

Keller: Her ass on your crotch was not an “appropriate distance.”

Hutch: Yeah, it was a bit much at times. Lilah’s like a sister to me now. But one I like.

Locke: Wow. What a dig to your actual sister.

Hutch: STEPSISTER.

Hutch: And she’s evil, remember?

Locke: Isn’t she going through a divorce still?

Hutch: She is. Been going through it longer than she was actually married.

Locke: Have you thought about being nicer to her, then?

Hutch: No because she’s still evil. Trust me. And be thankful you’ve never met her.

Lawson: Can we please go back to the conversation at hand?

Hayes: Which was?

Lawson: Fox and Lilah getting freaky on the dance floor.

Keller: The only freaky thing was your dance moves.

Lawson: Excuse me. I am a GREAT dancer.

Keller: Who said? Your mom?

Keller: Speaking of her… How’s she doing, Lawsy? Missing me?

Lawson: Keller, I swear…

Keller: What? What are you going to do about it?

Lawson: Punch you.

Keller: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Keller: Make my day and try. Please. I am begging you.

Fox: Come on, guys. Let’s play nice.

Hayes: I feel like this IS them playing nice.

Locke: Sadly, you might be right, Hayesy.

Fox: They love each other. They just won’t admit it.

Hutch: Not true. Lawson will admit it freely. It’s Keller holding back.

Keller: Because I don’t love him!

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