Test one: Steal an Elvis impersonator’s sunglasses.
What in the world…
Really?
Really.
You have a weird shopping list, but sure. That’s all?
For now.
I slip my phone back into my pocket, scanning my surroundings. The Strip is packed as usual, and Elvis impersonators are as much a part of Vegas as the neon lights and endless noise. Finding one shouldn’t be too hard.
Finishing and disposing of my bubble tea, I mosey farther down the Strip, keeping my eyes peeled until I spot an Elvis impersonator posing for photos with tourists, his white jumpsuit sparkling like a beacon in the sunlight. He’s got the whole look down from the slicked-back hair to the oversized, rhinestone-encrusted sunglasses.
I watch for a moment, assessing the situation. He’s busy, a group of giggling tourists huddled around him, snapping selfies.
Perfect.
Slipping closer, I blend into the crowd and wait for the right moment. He hands off his guitar to one of the tourists to hold, and that’s when I make my move.
“Can I have a picture, please?” I call out as I step forward, and he turns, flashing me a wide grin.
“Of course, darlin’,” he drawls, striking a pose. I step in close, and heslips an arm around my shoulders when I hold up my phone in front of us and snap a quick selfie.
“Thank you.” I smile, looking at the picture and making a face, tilting my head slightly. “Oh no, your collar is a mess. Let me just…” He chuckles, leaning down toward me. I reach up, appearing to adjust his collar, but instead, I gently nudge the arm of his sunglasses. They slip off his head, falling to the ground. “Fuck, I’m so sorry!” I say, dropping down to grab them.
He starts to bend down, too, but I’m faster. My fingers close around the sunglasses, and with a practiced flick of my wrist, I make them vanish into my bag before he even realizes what’s happened.
I straighten up, holding out my empty hand as if I’m still searching for them. “Did they fall under something?” I ask, glancing around, playing up the confusion.
He looks around, too, scratching his head, clearly puzzled. “Damn, must’ve rolled off somewhere,” he mutters, still looking. I take that as my cue to step away, and I melt back into the crowd easily.
Weaving through the tourists, my heart is pounding as I put distance between us. Once I’m far enough away, I pull out my phone and snap a picture of the sunglasses in my hand, sending it to the unknown number.
Way too easy.
Just a moment later, my phone vibrates.
Agreed. Ready for the next one?
What now? Want me to steal a child’s candy?
What’s the use of this anyway? The twins know I have sticky fingers.
Let’s see if you’ve got the tricks to outplay the players.
Find the guy on Fremont Street running a Three-Card Monte game. I want the ace of hearts from his deck.
When I read which card he wants me to steal, I swallow hard and take some deep breaths.
I can do this. It’s only a card.
Piece of cake.
Less talk, more action.
I’m already halfway there, and when I get to Fremont Street, it’s alive with its own kind of energy—vibrant colors, live music, and the hum of people looking for trouble or a good time. It doesn’t take me long to spot the Three-Card Monte table. The con artist, a tall guy with slicked-back hair and a sly grin, is shuffling the cards expertly, his hands a blur as he moves the queen around.