LEV:I want to know
LEV:EVERYTHING about this
LEV:like, is there a club for thieves? can I join
LEV:what are the initiation rites
LEV:blood oaths? yes or no
LEV:is there a monthly fee
LEV:do you host networking events?
LEV:do you have an alter ego
LEV:oh, do you wear a mask?
LEV:please tell me you wear a mask
SASHA:stop talking immediately
LEV:you’re right, I should save these winning conversation topics for later
LEV:see you tonight
Sasha smiled, and then immediately frowned. It wasn’t as if this was going to be anything. Who was he, after all? She didn’t even know his last name. Not that she intended for such things to matter.
“SASHA,” Galina yelled. “DO YOU HAVE THAT TEAL SKIRT?”
“It’s going to look awful with the red sweater,” Sasha yelled back.
“WHAT RED SWEATER?” Galina shouted.
Sasha sighed again.
SASHA:see you then
II. 4
(Moral Ponderings.)
“Well?”
“Jesus,” Lev exhaled sharply, jumping at the sound of Roman’s voice. “Could you be less stealthy, please?”
“Listen Casanova, if you’re done wooing the Antonova girl for the moment, I need you to deliver this,” Roman returned, dismissing Lev’s opposition to his presence and passing him a thin, packaged box. “Word of advice, though—don’t open it.”
“Cursed, I suppose?” Lev guessed, and Roman gave him one of his muted, scorpion smiles. “Is it a gift or a threat?”
“Do you really want to know?”
Lev sighed.
“Fine. Where’s it going?”
“Upper East Side. Address is on the label.”
Lev glanced at it. “Isn’t this that witch who tried haggling with Papa’s people last week?”