Page 34 of Spinning Out Of Control

I know that’s right

Dottie Girl

Whatever. Rot in a Staten Island prison for all I care.

Kira

I’m only kidding, Dot. You know I love Stephen, even if he’s not a gazillionaire.

G

Keeks, WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Kira

I need a time machine, stat. I need to go back to the morning of G’s wedding and tuck a vibrator into my clutch so when past me gets horny, she can take care of herself instead of giving in to her baser instincts.

G

I’m so confused. Just to be clear–you didn’t commit any crimes that would land you in a jail cell, correct?

Kira

Correct. The only crime I committed was using Warren’s stupid, handsome face as a fuck toy and grinding myself all over him in your bridal suite.

Rach

You know, we must have just missed each other. Am and I snuck away to the bridal suite after the cake cutting.

Dottie Girl

Omg, Stephen and I hooked up in thesuite during dinner.

G

Aww, and James ate me out there before the ceremony. Damn, that room saw some action. We all had sex in the same place on the same day. That’s kind of sweet if you don’t think about it too hard.

Kira

It’s adorable. Now can we get back to my problem?

Rach

Of course. Tell me, Keeks, how would a buttload of money help you in this situation?

Kira

The buttload of money would go towards building the time machine.

Dottie Girl

Stephen is in construction. He could build you a time machine.

Kira

But he couldn’t fund the expedition of scientific research. Use your brain, Dottie!

Dottie Girl

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