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Obviously, jackass.

Luke:

Damn. Who would’ve thought Owen Klein would get down on one knee?

Luke:

Again, I mean.

Me:

Keep talking, Luke. I’ll remember this the next time you need help fixing your furnace.

Hunter:

Seriously, though, congrats. Callie’s great, and you guys deserve all the happiness.

Will:

I’m happy for you, man.

Hunter:

Agreed. But the real question is, who’s going to be your best man?

Luke:

Obviously, it’s me. I’ve known him the longest.

Vince:

Umm… actually, no you haven’t. I’m the one that grew up with him.

Will:

I’m the most responsible. Clearly, I’m the best choice.

Hunter:

Since I’m new here and not in the running, I just want to take a moment to offer up the bar for the Bachelor Party.

Me:

Way to drop a bomb on the conversation there, Hunter. Glad to have you here. Asshat.

Hunter:

I may be an asshat but I’m also willing to cover the tab for the party sooo…

Luke:

Hunter wins. Make him your Best Man.

Vince:

This is why I hate group chats.

Luke:

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