Did they have to have this conversation right now?

“You want to take her there?” Roman whispered.

“Yeah. I do.” Salem laid a hand on her bottom, rubbing soothingly.

“Interesting. I haven’t done any research on anal sex. I’m not sure I’d be interested.”

“You don’t have to be,” Salem told him. “While I’m in her ass, you could be in her pussy or her mouth. There’re lots of possibilities.

“Huh. True.”

Dear Lord.

Just kill her now.

And surely the thermometer had to have been in long enough? Right?

“Let’s check this.” He slid the thermometer from her bottom and she gave a sigh of relief. “Hmm. It’s a bit high. I’m going to give you some medication. But it’s going to go up your bottom. So let’s just leave you in that position.”

Medication up her bottom?

He had to be kidding her, right?

She really didn’t want anything more up her bottom. But then she felt him pushing something into her back hole. Admittedly, it was small. But then he pushed his finger inside her too.

“Just to make sure that you don’t push it back out,” Salem told her.

This was not cool.

Finally, he withdrew his finger. “Roman, can you put a pair of training pants on her and I’ll get something for her to sleep in after I wash my hands.”

Roman nodded and helped her lie on her back.

“You doing okay, darling girl?” he asked as he slid a pair of her training pants on. She glanced down, happy to see they were the strawberry ones.

Did he mean despite the kale and rod up the ass?

Yeah . . . she was actually pretty darn perfect.

“Here we are. The perfect onesie to nap in.” Salem held up a green onesie with a strawberry stitched on the dropseat.

With a frown, she removed her pacifier. “I don’t need a nap, Daddy.”

“You looked tired and pale to me. I think a nap is just what you need. Do you think you could make her up a bottle?” he asked Roman. “Use the protein powder you got for her.”

“Sure.” Roman disappeared out of the room.

“I don’t need a bottle or a nap, Daddy,” she complained.

“Well, your daddies say that you do.” He bopped her on the nose and then undid the strap, picking her up in his arms.

“Do you need to go potty?” Salem asked.

Sheesh, shouldn’t he have asked that before they got her dressed?

“No, Daddy.”

“Are you sure?” he asked. “Sometimes little girls don’t realize that they need to go.”