Page 65 of Bound and Blitzed

Everyone is angry. And frantic.

This is serious. Why are you guys not answering your phones?

Cohen

Why do you think?

For the same reason we shouldn’t be on our phones…

Come back to bed, Raia.

Raia

This is an emergency.

Cohen

It’s fine. It’s Christmas.

Raia

That doesn’t make everything magically better.

Cohen

Doesn’t it?

Raia

Avery, I’m ordering breakfast to your house.

Cohen

No places are open…

Raia

They are when I name-drop you.

Cohen

Really? That works?

Raia

No. I need to name-drop the Sexiest Man Alive. I just didn’t want to hurt your feelings.

Cohen

You can’t. It’s Christmas morning.

Raia

Done! Pastries arrive within the hour!

Cohen

COME BACK TO BED!

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