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Andrea: No way! I’m so proud of you

Diana: Calm down, Kill Bill. It was just a slap.

Andrea: It’s not like you to resort to violence…

Diana: I caught him screwing his PA in his home office.

Andrea: That bastard! He brought her into your house?!!!

Diana: Yes. I downloaded the footage of them banging on his desk. I just know he’s going to try and screw me over in the divorce

Andrea: Savio wants to know if you need him to kick Jason’s ass.

Andrea: He also said that he never liked him

Diana: *rolls eyes*

Andrea: *flips the bird*

Andrea: He’ll do it, you know? Kick Jason’s ass.

Diana: I know he will. For a priest, he’s fucking bloodthirsty

Andrea: Do you want to come and stay with us?

Diana: Would you mind?

Andrea: Wouldn’t have asked if I did

Diana: Savio doesn’t? My three and your three together always have him heading into the barn lol

Andrea: He suggested it

Andrea: Anyway, he’s out on the land more now

Diana: Priest-cum-farmer. Who’d have thunk it?

Andrea: He had to birth a calf yesterday. Came back covered in whatever squirts out of a cow when they’re giving birth.

Andrea: He says he doesn’t love it but I know he does

Diana: Think he’d mind taking Lola with him? She wants to be a vet

Andrea: Doubt he’d mind. Roman tags along with him all the time

Diana: Thank you, honey

Andrea: You never need to thank me. We’re family :*

Diana: Not sure your parents agree lol

Andrea: Oh, hush. They’re still not used to you existing LMAO. They’re slow on the uptake ;)

Diana: Did they ever apologize for not having faith in you about that?

Andrea: Of course, they did. Mostly, they were just relieved. But you know that. What’s with the nostalgia?

Andrea: Anyway, I’ll book your flights now

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