Me: He speaks with the parishioners after a service.
Diana: Like they matter?
Me: Yes.
Diana: Did you talk to him?
Me: No. But he saw me. I think he might have recognized me.
Diana: Lol, Ms. Imposter Syndrome
Me: Shut up
Me: I can’t believe they recognize me here
Diana: You were a big news item for a while, honey
Me: Yeah, but it’s still crazy.
Me: I was hoping for more, tbh
Diana: More WHAT? He’s a priest, babe. What do you expect him to do?
Ican’t tell her what I expected. I just know that the link I’d hoped for didn’t…
Ugh.
Did it?
He stopped talking mid-sentence when he saw me. After that, he seemed to go out of his way to avoid me.
Me: I’m nervous.
Diana: Why? Being back in church? I know your mom and dad weren’t happy when you stopped attending services.
Me: I went with them during the Holidays!
Diana: That’s pretty much the bare minimum lol.
Me: Are you in a mood or something?
Diana: You come to me for the harsh realities of life, babe. :P If you want someone to lick your ass, then look to one of your fans.
Me: Why do I talk to you?
Diana: See above
Me: He’s strange
Diana: Who? The priest?
Me: Yes. It’s like he’s going through the motions.
Diana: I guess the whole rigmarole gets a little tiresome after a while. My priests were always alcoholics when I was growing up.
Me: No, this is different.
Me: His words lack feeling.