Page 258 of Things Left Unsaid

Parker: ‘Bout time

Parker: There’s no Beavis without the Butthead, babe

Zee: Think she’ll say yes? Her work is in the city.

Parker: She hates her work lol. You can’t seriously think she won’t come back. You have no idea what she’s been like. I’ve gotten the whole magnum opus while you were away because she didn’t want to stress you out

Parker: I’m thinking about taking Valium, Zee.

Parker: I only stayed up here for her benefit.

Parker: For MY mental health, please drag her back to Canada?

Zee: She’s not that bad lol

Parker: I’d prefer to corral Nyx’s mini demons in the future

Zee: LOL

Zee: Now who’s being melodramatic?

Parker: It rubs off on a girl

Zee: Only because Sweet Lips is in Coshocton and he can’t do it for you…

Zee: *smirks*

Parker: You think you’re so clever

Zee: I do

Zee: Seriously though, I appreciate you sticking around for her. At least she hasn’t been totally alone. <3

Parker: It’s fine. We have that massive case going on so it’s all hands on deck anyway. Plus, Sweet Lips is a massive distraction.

Zee: He is?

Parker: You’ve seen his face. How can I resist sitting on it? A girl has to work.

Zee: LMAO

Parker: I miss him though. Sigh. No one tells you that love can hurt in a good way.

Zee: No, they don’t. <3

Parker: So hurry up and ask her lol. I’m ready to go home.

Zee: Will do!

Zee: Oops, I GTG

Zee: Chaos of our own, but ranch-style

Parker: You lost one of the sheep?

Zee: Sheep? You think we ranch sheep? LMAO

Parker: Someone has to

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